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Home Recording. Classic bar song. If you'd like to record this BMI-registered track, contact johnnyprofane1@gmail.com
lyrics
Quintessential bar song. Move over "Margaritaville." No actual humans, alive or dead, were harmed in the making of this song.
CHORUS:
No matter how big I think, someone’s thinking bigger,
No matter how quick I move, someone’s moving quicker,
No matter how late I quit, they call me a quitter,
I got nothing to prove, just pour another shot of liquor!
VERSE 1:
After 7 years, my ex got himself an itch.
“Hang in there, hon,” was momma’s sage advice.
I sure shoulda run, but I threw those dice.
Coulda saved some tears, now I’m still paying off that bitch!
CHORUS:
No matter how big I think, someone’s thinking bigger,
No matter how quick I move, someone’s moving quicker,
No matter how late I quit, they call me a quitter,
I got nothing to prove, just pour another shot of liquor!
VERSE 2:
Boss man called me in, wants to step up production.
Got a wild-ass idea, I let it slip to his nephew.
Now my job’s moved to Korea. Got one more tip for them two,
Just four letters, involving sexual reproduction.
CHORUS:
No matter how big I think, someone’s thinking bigger,
No matter how quick I move, someone’s moving quicker,
No matter how late I quit, they call me a quitter,
I got nothing to prove, just pour another shot of liquor!
VERSE 3:
Feelin’ kinda low, I joined the local church.
If I could change my ways, they promised me a mansion,
Threw all my money in the plate, it wasn’t good enough
Guess I’m stuck here in this trailer park, but you’ll still find me dancin’!
Words & Music (c) 2012 Kimmie Deckard & John M. Knapp. First performed at Nu Tap Bar, Shoals, Injiana.
KIMMIE F'N GREEN EYEZ
Daughter of an
outlaw, she has a few things to say: About religions rooted in fear—& greed. Women in a man’s world. The power of Love.
JOHNNY PROFANE
#ActuallyAutistic Former cult member. Defrocked therapist. One hell of a finger-pickin’ guitarist.
He sings about insanity. Homelessness. Pain. Bliss. Balance. LIFE....more
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